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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 17:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Did Trump show us once again that he is a master debater?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Nvidia Stock Gains. What’s Driving the Chip Maker. - Barron's

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

How did my ex move on very fast?

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Still no good.

Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Sam Altman Announce the End of Smartphones — But Tim Cook Isn’t Playing Along - The Daily Galaxy

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Italy citizenship referendum polarises country - BBC

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Where in Maine are you most likely to get a dangerous tick bite? - The Portland Press Herald

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What were Hitler’s habits?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Despite three-owner structure, NFL rules require Carlie Irsay-Gordon to have unilateral control - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

Still no good

The "Tooth Hurty" Joke Has Its Origins In Ancient, Armored Fish - Defector

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?